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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 1

Jake and Alan in “Working for Caligula”

Jake

Even though Mom stopped loving you and Kandi stopped loving you, you don't have to worry about me.

Alan

Thanks, pal!

Jake

You're my dad. I pretty much gotta love you.

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