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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 1

Alan and Charlie in “Working for Caligula”

[Alan is lying on his bed looking sad]

Alan

I just want to be alone.

Charlie

Well you don't need me, it's your home run swing.

Alan

Just close the door on the way out.

Charlie

Fine I'll close it, then I'll nail it shut, plaster it over and hang over it a picture of something a little more cheerful, like a plane crash.

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