Alan
Thanks for taking Jake back to Judith's.
Charlie
No problem. Sorry I had to send Mom in there.
Alan
No, no, you, uh... you did the right thing. I needed a good slap in the face. Although with Mom it's more like a nailgun to the testicles.
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