Sookie Stackhouse quotes from True Blood

Sookie

You know perfectly well why I smell the way I smell.

Eric

Like wheat and honey and sunlight.

Sookie

Eric, I am not in the mood.

Eric

What are you?

Sookie

[interrupts Eric speaking Swedish] English.

Eric

Her eyes. Her cold, empty eyes. They were reaching into me, emptying me.

Sookie

Okay.

Eric

And it was her, but it wasn't her. She was in a circle, chanting, and everything I was was taken from me.

Sookie

Okay. I'll help you deal with this, but there are some grounds rules that will not be broken or you're on your own. You do not touch me, and you most certainly do not bite me. Oh, forget it.

Eric

I swear.

Sookie

Eric.

Eric

I swear it.

Sookie

All right. Let's go.

Eric

Wow. This really is my house.

Sookie

Yeah, but not for long.

Eric

You live here? In my house?

Sookie

Yes.

Eric

Are you mine?

Sookie

No!

Eric

Do you belong to another vampire?

Sookie

No.

Eric

Would you like to be mine?

Sookie

Not really, but thank you for asking.

Eric

[drunkenly] Hey. [stumbles forward] Want...

Sookie

Quit.

Eric

I want more.

Sookie

You can't have any more. There isn't any more. You drank the whole fairy and you're going to your room!

Eric

Drink...you. [leans in to bite her]

Sookie

Eric, you'll kill me, no!

Eric

[pulls back] I would never harm you. [retracts fangs]

Sookie

You better not. [covers neck] Come on, I'll lock you in.

Eric

[chuckles, then speeds in front of her, pinching her butt on the way]

Sookie

Hey! Did you just pinch my butt?!?

Eric

[circles around her, smilng] Beautiful butt.

Sookie

Well, thanks, but hands off. [he does it again, laughing] I said... You're drunk!

Eric

[leans in] Catch me! [speeds off]

Sookie

Get back here! [he speeds back, laughing] I'm trying to help you, you can't do this. Get back in the house right now.

Eric

[speeds around, then sneaks up behind her] Never.

Sookie

It'll be dawn soon!

Eric

I don't care. [speeds off]

Sookie

Eric can daywalk some with the fairy blood, but it makes him drunk as a skunk. He's hammered, and who knows how long he starts to fry. [Alcide-wolf stops by the water] There's no time to rest, we gotta keep moving. Alcide, I know you don't like him, but Pam'll kill me if he dies.

Eric

[bursts out of the water, in full daylight] Hey Sookie! Where've you been? Come, come play with me, it's wonderful here. I am Ægir, god of the sea, and you are Rán, my sea goddess.

Sookie

There's big gators in there, you crazy Viking! Get on out and let's go home before one of them chomps off your you-know-what.

Eric

Leave the sun and the water? Nope, I'll just kill all the sea monsters! Gators! [taunts]Krokodiler! Show yourselves!

Alcide

[shifts back into human] He really is different.

Eric

[roars, fangs out] Get away from her!

Alcide

Fuck you, she wants me here!

Sookie

Eric, this is Alcide. He's our friend, he's gonna help you. You don't wanna fight him.

Eric

Yes, I do. Now, prepare to die, you stinking dog.

Alcide

Take a shot, you dumb shit fanger.

Sookie

Grow up, you giant babies! [both growl] Alcide, stop making that noise. Eric, put up those fangs and do what I say!

Eric

[starts to sizzle and smoke] Ahh, I don't feel so good.

Sookie

[walks into water] Now will you listen to me?

Eric

Sookie, I hurt. My blood is burning.

Sookie

I know, I know. You gotta get...vamp speed. [walking him out of the water/sun]

Eric

I don't wanna go back to the dark. I wanna st...I wanna...Sookie, I don't wanna...

Eric

I don't wanna go to sleep.

Sookie

You have to rest. You got all burned up today. Let me check. Everything healed. Now, lay down and close your eyes.

Eric

No, no.

Sookie

If you stay awake, you're gonna start bleeding all over the place.

Eric

I know what the bleeds are.

Sookie

Fine, then you can clean it up. I'm not a maid. [starts to leave]

Eric

Stay with me. Please.

Sookie

Can't - human stuff to do.

Eric

Oh.

Sookie

You're too quiet. This isn't like you.

Eric

Yes, it is.

Sookie

No, it's not. The real Eric --

Eric

I am real.

Sookie

Yes, you are. I meant the Eric with his memories. Not much gets him down. Sure, he's a rascal and a troublemaker, and most of the time I'd like to smack the smile off his face, but he's a happy vampire.

Eric

I'll never swim in the sun again. Never feel the heat on my skin. Never see the daylight in your hair.

Sookie

Well, the nighttime's not so bad. You've still got the stars in the sky.

Eric

Don't. I'm not a child.

Sookie

I wish I knew what to say to make you feel better.

Eric

You think I'm weak.

Sookie

No.

Eric

You want the Eric who doesn't feel.

Sookie

It's not that.

Eric

If you kiss me, I promise to be happy.

Sookie

[smiles] No.

Eric

[smiles back] Why? it's only a kiss.

Sookie

Eric, what the hell?!

Eric

Uh...I had a bad dream.

Eric

I don't know why I'm crying.

Sookie

Godric was your maker. You loved him. You miss him.

Eric

He said I was evil.

Sookie

It was a dream [she strokes his hair]

Eric

[turns to face her] Am I evil?

Sookie

Well, you're not Gandhi, but no, you're not evil.

Eric

[lays his head in her lap] I like being next to you. [she laughs] Why are you laughing?

Sookie

It's just that if someone had told me a week ago I'd be curled up in bed with Eric Northman, stroking his hair, I woulda...

Eric

You would've what?

Sookie

It's just...you weren't always like this.

Eric

Like what?

Sookie

Gentle. Sweet. But it suits you. It's what Godric would've wanted. To see you like this. He was the most human of all the vampires I've ever met.

Eric

Strange to miss someone you don't remember. Would it be alright if I stayed here till sunrise?

Sookie

As long as you promise to keep your hands and your fangs to yourself.

Eric

I promise. [He turns and she lies next to him. He takes her arm and wraps it around himself.] I will never hurt anyone as beautiful as you.

Eric

Did I really do all those terrible things your friend said I did?

Sookie

Yes.

Eric

Then your pain is my fault. Why are you letting me stay with you?

Sookie

Because there's more to you. I always knew there was decency in you. Even when you were a smug sarcastic ass, I still knew it.

Eric

Whether decency is in me is irrelevant. I'm clearly capable of extreme cruelty.

Sookie

You were, but I wouldn't be here with you right now, I swear it, if I didn't know in my heart you could change. I've seen you change. And I like it. I like you.

Eric

There's a light in you. It's beautiful. I couldn't bear it if I snuffed it out. [gets up and leaves]

Sookie

[goes after him] Eric! Please don't go.

Sookie

I should've known. This is a sex thing, isn't it?

Jason

No! Don't come any closer!

Sookie

You on V again?

Jason

No, dammit, listen to me! Get out of here. Now! It ain't safe Sook, I mean it. I'm dangerous.

Sookie

Okay look, I've had a hell of a mornin', and my patience is running pretty thin. So you're going to tell me what's going on here, or I will fish it out of your head myself. Your choice.

Jason

I think...I'm turning into a were-panther.

Sookie

A were-what?

Jason

Panther. [Sookie laughs] It's like a were-wolf, except a big ass cat. I got bit, and stuff by my psycho ex-girlfriend and her were-panther tribe, and they said I would turn into one of them on the full moon.

Sookie

So you handcuffed yourself to the bed?

Jason

Yeah.

Sookie

But if you turn into a panther, won't the handcuffs just fall off?

Jason

Shit, I never thought of that. Sookie, listen to me, you gotta get out of here now because I ain't never forgive myself if I bite your head off.

Sookie

Sookie: We left our clothes in the woods.

Eric

You want me to go get them?

Sookie

Don’t you dare move!

Sookie

Why is there a bed?

Eric

Can we make love in it?

Sookie

I can't change who I love. Lord knows I've tried.

Alcide

Try harder.

Sookie

[looking down at Pam and Tara in the newly dug hole in the ground] Aren't you supposed to be holding her or something?

Pam

Back off all right! I've done this before.

Lafayette

Oh thank the fucking lord for that.

Pam

It's not to say it ended especially well.

Sookie

Hey, we had deal. This ain't gonna work if you don't try.

Pam

I am wearing a Wal-Mart sweatsuit for y'all. That's not demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what is.