[drunkenly] Hey. [stumbles forward] Want...
You can't have any more. There isn't any more. You drank the whole fairy and you're going to your room!
Drink...you. [leans in to bite her]
Eric, you'll kill me, no!
[pulls back] I would never harm you. [retracts fangs]
You better not. [covers neck] Come on, I'll lock you in.
[chuckles, then speeds in front of her, pinching her butt on the way]
Hey! Did you just pinch my butt?!?
[circles around her, smilng] Beautiful butt.
Well, thanks, but hands off. [he does it again, laughing] I said... You're drunk!
[leans in] Catch me! [speeds off]
Get back here! [he speeds back, laughing] I'm trying to help you, you can't do this. Get back in the house right now.
[speeds around, then sneaks up behind her] Never.
I don't care. [speeds off]
Eric can daywalk some with the fairy blood, but it makes him drunk as a skunk. He's hammered, and who knows how long he starts to fry. [Alcide-wolf stops by the water] There's no time to rest, we gotta keep moving. Alcide, I know you don't like him, but Pam'll kill me if he dies.
[bursts out of the water, in full daylight] Hey Sookie! Where've you been? Come, come play with me, it's wonderful here. I am Ægir, god of the sea, and you are Rán, my sea goddess.
There's big gators in there, you crazy Viking! Get on out and let's go home before one of them chomps off your you-know-what.
Leave the sun and the water? Nope, I'll just kill all the sea monsters! Gators! [taunts]Krokodiler! Show yourselves!
[shifts back into human] He really is different.
[roars, fangs out] Get away from her!
Fuck you, she wants me here!
Eric, this is Alcide. He's our friend, he's gonna help you. You don't wanna fight him.
Yes, I do. Now, prepare to die, you stinking dog.
Take a shot, you dumb shit fanger.
Grow up, you giant babies! [both growl] Alcide, stop making that noise. Eric, put up those fangs and do what I say!
[starts to sizzle and smoke] Ahh, I don't feel so good.
[walks into water] Now will you listen to me?
Sookie, I hurt. My blood is burning.
I know, I know. You gotta get...vamp speed. [walking him out of the water/sun]
I don't wanna go back to the dark. I wanna st...I wanna...Sookie, I don't wanna...
I don't wanna go to sleep.
You have to rest. You got all burned up today. Let me check. Everything healed. Now, lay down and close your eyes.
If you stay awake, you're gonna start bleeding all over the place.
I know what the bleeds are.
Fine, then you can clean it up. I'm not a maid. [starts to leave]
Can't - human stuff to do.
You're too quiet. This isn't like you.
No, it's not. The real Eric --
Yes, you are. I meant the Eric with his memories. Not much gets him down. Sure, he's a rascal and a troublemaker, and most of the time I'd like to smack the smile off his face, but he's a happy vampire.
I'll never swim in the sun again. Never feel the heat on my skin. Never see the daylight in your hair.
Well, the nighttime's not so bad. You've still got the stars in the sky.
I wish I knew what to say to make you feel better.
You want the Eric who doesn't feel.
If you kiss me, I promise to be happy.
[smiles back] Why? it's only a kiss.
