Sookie Stackhouse quotes from True Blood

Sookie

I've know Tara my whole life and every trace of her was gone. Replaced. And here I thought vampires were the only one's who could hypnotize people.

Bill

No offense Sookie, but humans are shockingly susceptible to just about every form of thought manipulation.

Sookie

It's all comin' from Maryann. All of it. She-she eats people's hearts and she wants more. She wants their souls and that chant...

Bill

Chant?

Sookie

Lo lo Bromios, lo lo Dendrites, Eleutherios, Enorches, Bacchus.

Bill

[very serious] Bacchus!

Sookie

Bill... I've seen that look on your face before and I don't like it.

Bill

I read about some ancient creatures many years ago. But I always assumed it was just a myth. But I believe Maryann might be one.

Sookie

What is she and more importantly, how do we kill her?

Bill

I do not know how to defeat her, but I do know one vampire who might.

Maryann

Come on, Sookie, it'll be our little secret. What are you?

Sookie

I'm a waitress. What the fuck are you?

Sookie

[after Bill proposes] Then why can't I say it? My heart's flying around in my chest - I can't even think straight. My life's inside out. With all that's happened I'm not sure about anything. I don't even know if I'm human!

Bill

What?

Sookie

Maybe I am some kind of freak. I've only met one other person in the world like me and who even knows where he is? And what happens when I grow old? And weak? And you're still the same, what then?

Bill

Sookie, I don't care about any of that. I want you just as you are.

Sookie

But I'm not even sure what I am!

Bill

Are you saying no?

Sookie

No I'm saying...I don't know what I'm saying. I need a minute to clean myself up. I'm sorry.

[about Bill] So he proposes to you and you said what again?

Sookie

That I needed a minute to think.

[making notes] Hmmm.

Sookie

[about the Hostess nearby] Aren't you going to stop her from tramplin' all over the crime scene? Why aren't you taking any of this seriously, Kenya? My boyfriend's been kidnapped.

It is Deputy Jones and I'd appreciate you addressing me as such. Now how how long were you in the bathroom?

Sookie

No more than a minute or two.

Was it one minute or two minutes?!

Sookie

What difference does it make when every second you spend questioning me, these bastards are getting further away!

What if there were no bastards? What if, while you were in the bathroom for a minute or two, your vampire friend realized he didn't want to be humiliated any more and took off?

Sookie

Well than how do you explain the turned over table inside? Because to me that looks like evidence of a struggle.

To me, it looks like a man lost his temper... and with good reason.

Sookie

Come on, just file a missing person's report for me. Please.

Forty-eight hours. That's the rule. You wanna a lift back to town or not?

Eric

[while having sex with Yvetta] So, what brings you to Fangtasia on this balmy summer night?

Sookie

Bill's been kidnapped and I think you did it.

Eric

I didn't. Any other theories?

Sookie

I'm still on this one, thank you very much. Where were you tonight around eleven o'clock?

Eric

Here, with Yvetta.

Sookie

Doing this? For the last six hours?

Eric

You seem surprised. Is Bill's stamina not up to snuff?

Sookie

Tell me where I can find Lorena. If you don't have him, she does.

Eric

Solid theory. But given the tenor of your last run-in with Ms. Krasiki, I think it's better if I dealt with her instead.

Sookie

How do I know if you will?

Eric

Because if Bill was in fact kidnapped, by human or vampire, I am duty bound as sheriff of the area in which he resides to find him... even if I do want what is his.

Eric

Here's what I know about werewolves. There's a reason their existence has remained merely a myth to humans for thousands of years. They're territorial, vicious, pathologically secretive.

Sookie

Boy, does that sound familiar.

Eric

And here's what I know about you. You're so blinded by your obsession with Bill Compton, you're likely to run through the streets screaming werewolf bait. Alerting who ever has Bill that we're on to them or getting yourself killed.

Sookie

If I do get into some kind trouble, you'll feel it right?... How fast can you get to me?

Eric

Probably not fast enough. Stay out of trouble, Ms. Stackhouse. You'll do us both a favor.

Jason

There's werewolves?

Sookie

Yes.

Jason

Shit. Bigfoot, is he real too?

Sookie

I dunno, I guess it's possible.

Jason

Santa?

Sookie

Jason, focus.

Alcide

What time do you want to head back to Bon Temps? Since you're not looking for that asshole anymore.

Sookie

Oh, I still plan on finding him.

Alcide

Okay, doormat.

Sookie

I'm not a doormat. I just want him to say it to my face.

Alcide

What, he didn't hurt you enough?

Sookie

I think he's in trouble. Maybe I'm wrong, but if he can look me in the eye, and tell me it's over, then I'll leave him here to rot.

Alcide

You looking for closure? Just let it go, move on.

Sookie

Says the man cooking breakfast in a wok 'cause he's too sad to buy a new frying pan.

Sookie

What happened back there? Why were they all shiftin'? You almost shifted.

Alcide

Couldn't help it. Their energy starts rolling and it takes over. We're lucky we got out there alive. Fuck!

Sookie

I know it was terrible for you, but-

Alcide

You don't know anything!

Sookie

I know that if you don't slow down you're gonna kill us, and I am not going to die 'cause of your shitty girlfriend and a Mississippi pothole!

Pam

She insisted.

Eric

She always does. [he nods and Pam leaves]

Sookie

What did you mean, you're "not gonna be around much longer"?

Eric

Don't pretend you care about me. This is about Bill. Deep down, you know you shouldn't trust him.

Sookie

Okay. Tell me why.

Eric

[gets up and walks to her, leaning close] Well, here's the truth. There are forces beyond even my control. If I meet the true death without having at least kissed you, Sookie Stackhouse, that would be my biggest regret.

Sookie

Why does it sound like you're saying goodbye to me?

Eric

Cause I am.

Sookie

Okay, I get it. I'm irresistible and intoxicating, but keeping things from me does not exactly help your cause. Tell me why I shouldn't trust Bill.

Eric

What?

Pam

Blah, blah, vampire emergency, blah.

Bill

When this is over, let's begin again. We'll be new.

Sookie

Will we? I don't know. I don't know if people change, even when they try.

Bill

We can if we want to. Do you want to?

Sookie

You know I do.

Sookie

Who would we be if we were normal? It's hard to even picture it. Would we live in Gran's house or your house?

Bill

Both. We'd be married, happily married.

Sookie

And I'm not a waitress anymore. I'm...I'm going to college. No, I'm a real estate agent and I'm really rich.

Bill

I teach third grade and I love my job.

Sookie

We'll have a big flower garden.

Bill

We grow vegetables.

Sookie

Tara comes over for dinner and sometimes we double date with Arlene and Terry.

Bill

And I go fishing with Jason.

Sookie

We don't even know Eric Northman.

Bill

Everything is peaceful.

Sookie

[surprised by Eric in her bedroom while changing] What the hell! Excuse me?!

Eric

Mmm. Such a strange sensation when the reality matches what you pictured in your mind so precisely.

Sookie

Is this another dream? It's been a year, how much of your blood is left in me?

Eric

It's not a dream, I assure you.

Sookie

Then how are you here? I rescinded your invitation.

Eric

You don't own the house anymore. [pulls a key from his pocket] I do.

Sookie

Why would you do that? Why would you buy my house?

Eric

Because I always knew you were alive, and if I own the house well then I would own you. Sookie, you are mine.

Eric

There are two Sookie Stackhouses. One who still clings to the idea that she's merely human and the other who's coming to grips with the fact that you are better than that.

Sookie

And what do you think's gonna happen when I do come to grips with it? Do you think my legs are just gonna magically open for you?

Eric

Well, that was saucy. Must have been fairy Sookie talking. I like when she comes out.

Sookie

And I'm already sorry I said it.

Eric

Don't be. The more you let her speak for you, the more likely you are to go on living. And you want to live, don't you?