Sookie and Jason in “I Wish I Was the Moon”

Sookie

I should've known. This is a sex thing, isn't it?

Jason

No! Don't come any closer!

Sookie

You on V again?

Jason

No, dammit, listen to me! Get out of here. Now! It ain't safe Sook, I mean it. I'm dangerous.

Sookie

Okay look, I've had a hell of a mornin', and my patience is running pretty thin. So you're going to tell me what's going on here, or I will fish it out of your head myself. Your choice.

Jason

I think...I'm turning into a were-panther.

Sookie

A were-what?

Jason

Panther. [Sookie laughs] It's like a were-wolf, except a big ass cat. I got bit, and stuff by my psycho ex-girlfriend and her were-panther tribe, and they said I would turn into one of them on the full moon.

Sookie

So you handcuffed yourself to the bed?

Jason

Yeah.

Sookie

But if you turn into a panther, won't the handcuffs just fall off?

Jason

Shit, I never thought of that. Sookie, listen to me, you gotta get out of here now because I ain't never forgive myself if I bite your head off.