[seeing the carnage in Sookie's kitchen] Color me impressed. You guys know how to party.
“Turn! Turn! Turn!” · Season 5, Episode 1
In this episode: Pam (2), Steve Newlin (2), Sookie Stackhouse (1), Jessica Hamby (1), Lafayette Reynolds (1)
[looking down at Pam and Tara in the newly dug hole in the ground] Aren't you supposed to be holding her or something?
Back off all right! I've done this before.
Oh thank the fucking lord for that.
It's not to say it ended especially well.
Hey, we had deal. This ain't gonna work if you don't try.
I am wearing a Wal-Mart sweatsuit for y'all. That's not demonstration of team spirit, I don't know what is.
[to Jason] My dead heart beats for you. The least you can do is try.
I am Steve fucking Newlin. Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck I am is an older vampire than you. Who I also am is the progeny of the King of Louisiana, who happens to be out of town, which pretty much makes me the Queen.
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