Eric and Sookie in “Bad Blood”

Eric

[while having sex with Yvetta] So, what brings you to Fangtasia on this balmy summer night?

Sookie

Bill's been kidnapped and I think you did it.

Eric

I didn't. Any other theories?

Sookie

I'm still on this one, thank you very much. Where were you tonight around eleven o'clock?

Eric

Here, with Yvetta.

Sookie

Doing this? For the last six hours?

Eric

You seem surprised. Is Bill's stamina not up to snuff?

Sookie

Tell me where I can find Lorena. If you don't have him, she does.

Eric

Solid theory. But given the tenor of your last run-in with Ms. Krasiki, I think it's better if I dealt with her instead.

Sookie

How do I know if you will?

Eric

Because if Bill was in fact kidnapped, by human or vampire, I am duty bound as sheriff of the area in which he resides to find him... even if I do want what is his.