[referring to Talbot's reaction] It's like Armageddon in here whenever someone chips a dessert glass.
“It Hurts Me Too” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Sookie Stackhouse (2), Bill Compton (1), Eric Northman (1), Jason Stackhouse (1), Andy Bellefleur (1), Russell (1)
If I do get into some kind trouble, you'll feel it right?... How fast can you get to me?
Probably not fast enough. Stay out of trouble, Ms. Stackhouse. You'll do us both a favor.
[after his fangs came out] Don't be afraid.
CCCaroline Compton
[trembling] Are you afflicted?
I am... I was... My human life was taken from me.
CCCaroline Compton
Are you a ghost?
I an here to bury our son. You cannot be infected.
CCCaroline Compton
What are you?!? What are you?!? A-a demon? A devil?!You've taken my husband. I will not let you take my son!
There's werewolves?
Yes.
Shit. Bigfoot, is he real too?
I dunno, I guess it's possible.
Santa?
Jason, focus.
SDSheriff Dearborne
I quit! [walking away from the crime scene]
Hey, Bud. Wait up. Where you going'?
SDSheriff Dearbourne
[irate] Didn't you hear me? I quit! I've had it with this shit! Every time we clear one murder, two more spring up.
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