What's crackin', y'all? Let me be the first to officially welcome y'all muhfuckas to my brand-new joint: Scrilla Villa! Aight, dawg, check it out. Let me explain somethin' to ya, ya know'm sayin'? Me' n' T had to get somethin' set up with the babies on the way, know'm sayin'? With the family, ya know'm mean? So we had to start workin'. That's when I realized the airport has some interesting job opportunities, dawg.
This is all the shit we ganked from overseas, ya know'm sayin'? It's all from Europe! It's tight! Muhfuckas come back with some crazy-ass shit, dawg. You want a box for ya bling? It's ten muhfuckas! It's tight, cheap, and dope. I'm out.
This here room is what I call "Liquors of the World", dawg, you know'm sayin'? Look at all this shit that muhfucks bring back. It's ya passport to gettin' drunk, you know'm sayin'? [picks up a bottle shaped like a guitar] Glug-glug, ting-ting-ting-ting-ting!
[picks up a shoe] Real snake! What? Sayin'! We so busy now, ya know'm mean? I had to hire employees, ya know'm mean? That's Lucy right there. Lucy, one of my employees. [points to her stomach] That li'l muhfucka ain't, though! I ain't payin' for that muhfucka!
There must be another way. We have done some stuff, but.. Me and Lucy haven't banged in 7 months and she's 6 months pregnant, so... Does that work out, or...
Look! Tenth Annual Bangor International Model Train Convention! Look who's hosting! Sebastian Bach, Skid Row! My God, "Trains from all over the world, this year featuring the Swayzie Express!"
[narration] Julian's always been really sensitive about the whole Patrick Swayze thing, because when we were kids in school, the other kids used to tease him and call him "Patrick Swayze", but Julian was reeeeally into Dirty Dancing. I remember one time me and Ricky were coming over to get Julian to go ride bikes, and we walked in the trailer and Julian was dressed up like him, pretending he was in the movie Dirty Dancing. Ricky told everyone at school and from then on they teased him, "Patrick Swayze"!
[from outside] Lucy, get the fuck out here and tell me what's going on! Nice pants, Randy! You still look fucking stupid! Lucy, I'm serious! Get out here and talk to me!
Don't you think? Do you think, Jim? Because you know what? I'm gonna be totally honest with you, and it's...it's a bit ironic, but since you stopped drinking, you are not half as much fun.
