A character in Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race
Voiced by Lewis Black
Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race · 242 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race: in 35 of its 242 quotes
Most scenes with: Josee (24), Don (18), MacArthur (9)
Oh, that is it!
Aaaah!
[seeing Kitty slip down a hill] Kitty!
[cuts to Jacques]
JacquesUgh! I need something to absorb all this off my hands or I’ll never be able to- [puts the oil on his head] My hands are dry.
Ice guys do finish last. BOOM!
[Josee becomes extremely furious and starts throwing a tantrum after the Surfer Dudes, Sisters, and Police Cadets all beat her and Jacques to the airport first]
Jacques[enraged] We are so… SICK OF THOSE CADETS!
[laughing about Josee's tantrum during the interview] Did you see her face? [she and MacArthur both laugh hysterically]
All four teams are on the same flight. And once it lands, every move they make will be crucial!
[Doors Open]
Hurry!
Come on!
Move it!
JacquesJosse, can you hear me?
[Josee screams]
Uh, well her mic deffinately works.
What was that?
Just Josee freaking out.
Three out of the four teams are in the water, but only two of them made it inside the tunnel.
[The Ice Dancers are out of the race because they were beaten by the Police Cadets and the Surfers to the mid-point Chill Zone in Central Park]
Jacques and Josee… I'm sorry… that it took me so long to say this, you’re cut from the competition! Huh. You're taking this suspiciously well.
[Josee finally starts losing her temper as she's about to hurt Bethesda Terrence, throw an alligator, and while holding up a hot dog cart up in the air]
Jacques[scared] Oh, no. JOSEE, STOP! IT'S OVER! We… lost.
The totally-in-love daters, Stephanie and Ryan.
[Daters' interview]
Stephanie and I met at the gym two months and six days ago, and we've been going steady ever since!
We're so excited! Neither of us has ever traveled before. There's so much to discover like, what do chocolate protein bars taste like in China?
I was just wondering that!
No way!
[They start kissing and making out]
Josee and Jacques, ice dancers.
[Ice Dancers' interview]
JacquesWe know how to win. We've won gold everywhere!
Except…the Olympics. He dropped me so we only got silver.
Jacques[cries] I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! [runs off]
Jacques! Silver is his least favorite color.
Geoff and Brody, life-long friends and surfer dudes.
[chuckles] Goin' around the world on someone else's dime. Sweet! [to the camera, calling out to Bridgette] Hey, Bridgette! Love ya, babe! [interview] My girl and I did Total Drama, but she's surfing her way around Australia right now. So, boom, entré my bud, Brody!
Yeah guy! Bros forever! G and B for the W-I-N!
DonTerry McGurrin · 107 quotes
JoseeKelly Osbourne · 36 quotes
StephanieHolly Hunter · 35 quotes
RyanSamuel L. Jackson · 33 quotes
MacArthurSteve Carell · 29 quotes
EKEmma And KittyAlyson Stoner · 28 quotes
CarrieKristin Fiarlie · 25 quotes
GeoffLoren Hoskins · 24 quotes
BrodyKevin Hendrickson · 22 quotes
SandersNicole Stamp · 22 quotes
CrimsonStacey DePass · 19 quotes
DevinRick Miller · 19 quotes
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