[While driving Rover James]
Now, listen, I've got a couple of questions for you. First of all, this. [making squeaking noise]
Yeah. Underneath the brake pedal, I've fitted one of these, [holding up a squeaky rubber ball] so you know which pedal you're hitting.
Oh, I see! So there's no chance of unintended acceleration.
Yeah, that's a big problem solved.
Am I pushing the right pedal? [squeaking noise] Yes, I am! There's an audible reminder! That's brilliant!
Not only that, but the nature of the noise…
Yes, it's funny. When it comes to cadence braking… [rapid squeaking noise heard]
…'cause a cadence-braking situation is a panic situation —
— but that sprinkles some comedy into it.
[While playing bingo]
I've never concentrated so hard in my life.
CCaller
Two and eight, 28.
Oh! I'm literally wetting myself!
CCaller
One and five, 15.
CCaller
All the sixes, 66.
CCaller
Six and five, 65.
[While trying to get an elderly woman into the high seat chair of the Rover James]
See, in the advert for the chairs, we were told they were very easy to get into and out of, you know.
EWElderly woman
Get me bottom round.
Shall we get a nurse to do this?
EWElderly woman
No, I'll do it if it kills me!
Well, we'd rather it didn't!
There's a lot of paperwork.
EWElderly woman
I'm so sorry.
[She finally manages to get in properly]
Well done, with both our dignity nearly intact!
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