“Now, listen, I've got a couple of questions...” – Jeremy, Top Gear ... TV Quotes Database

[While driving Rover James]

Now, listen, I've got a couple of questions for you. First of all, this. [making squeaking noise]

Yeah. Underneath the brake pedal, I've fitted one of these, [holding up a squeaky rubber ball] so you know which pedal you're hitting.

Oh, I see! So there's no chance of unintended acceleration.

Yeah, that's a big problem solved.

Am I pushing the right pedal? [squeaking noise] Yes, I am! There's an audible reminder! That's brilliant!

Not only that, but the nature of the noise…

Yes, it's funny. When it comes to cadence braking… [rapid squeaking noise heard]

Oh, that is lovely!

…'cause a cadence-braking situation is a panic situation —

Yeah, it's bad.

— but that sprinkles some comedy into it.

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