“See, in the advert for the chairs, we...” – Richard, Top Gear ... TV Quotes Database

[While trying to get an elderly woman into the high seat chair of the Rover James]

See, in the advert for the chairs, we were told they were very easy to get into and out of, you know.

EWElderly woman

Get me bottom round.

Shall we get a nurse to do this?

EWElderly woman

No, I'll do it if it kills me!

Well, we'd rather it didn't!

I was going to say —

There's a lot of paperwork.

EWElderly woman

I'm so sorry.

Can I help at all?

[She finally manages to get in properly]

Well done, with both our dignity nearly intact!

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