[voiceover] Meanwhile, down in Oxford, the Stig was revealing something new about himself... he has a bladder!
S8 E7July 23rd, 2006
How far from Scotland is Carlisle?
The nipple is off, the tube is in the hole... I will be needing some pump.
[realizing he installed the driver's seat backwards in the Caterham Challenge]
How did I do that?
[at the Caterham challenge]
I am going as the crow flies. I am a Stig.
[on building the Caterham]
[monotone] Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Boring. Boring. [Hammond attempts to eat the manual.] Dull. Tedious. Annoying. Back-ache. Arm-ache. [Hammond continues trying to destroy the manual] Cramp. Miserable. Hate. James. May.
You should feel it go stiff now.
Pump, man! Pump! Braking happening?
Oh, yeah, that's much better. That's hard.
How hard can it be to build a kit car?
Well, as it turns out: very! Because all you did all the way was shout at Jeremy.
And all I wanted to do was stick a screwdriver in the side of his head!
After we'd finished, the people at Caterham put a plaque on our car, can you see that? [We see a plaque reading "Built by Top Gear"] Which has rendered this car absolutely worthless.
Jiggle it.
I'm jiggling like a bugger.
[While racing the Peugeot 207 against the parkour boys]
I'm not going to be beaten by some pre-pubescent teenagers in camouflaged trousers.
[During the news]
I had a family outing this week, in my Ford GT! Took my son to the Fairford Air Show in Gloucestershire.
And?
It's still there. [laughter] Rev limiter decided that it didn't want to let the engine rev beyond six hundred rpm. Which isn't much.
[to the camera while James looks through the tool cabinet] All he's done, all morning.. he files. He takes stuff out and then puts it back and files it where it's supposed to be. James!
What?
Stop filing!
[losing patience] I'm looking for the sodding socket thing that you need to take that out. Do you know where it is? Do you know where it is?
No! No!
Do you know what it looks like?
Yes!
No, you don't!
S8 E8July 30th, 2006
[During the opening sequence.]
Tonight: Noble's difficult third album comes to our track; the art of being a white van man; and the Suzuki Liana is back with some bloke called Jenson Button!
And, then, inside, it's the usual blend of dead animal and rainforest, but with a twist!
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