TV show quotes
[Richard and James are talking about the Rolls-Royce 101EX's ceiling, which has lots of little lights on that look like stars]
[from across the studio] That is DISGUSTING!
Oh, dear! I fear Jeremy may be heading this way with an opinion!
[on the 101EX's "bling" features, like the aforementioned pinlight headliner, the glass Spirit of Ecstasy, and the carbon fiber body details]
This, if they ever put it into production, and if it has all this stuff on it, will have to be called the Rolls-Royce Vulgarsonic.
[To Richard] I've just had a really good idea! Why don't you shut up? And why don't you tell the all the ladies and gentlemen, with your Tippex teeth, about the car that you've been driving that I haven't.
Now, the previous Noble, the M12, was a real "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" punch in the back.
If I was in a TVR, now, the indicators would be on the ceiling and the switches would be made of kryptonite and the doors would open inwards on a dodecahedral hinge. But no! If I pull up in a Noble, the door is just a door, that opens sort of... doorishly!
[on the Stig]
Some say that his first name really is "The," and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the camera men. All we know is, he's called the Stig.
I like to enjoy myself as we all do.
[interrupting] So you get a lot of sex.
Probably more than you, Jeremy, yes.
Next up, James Kray.
Richard really did have a size problem, and his van was pretty small as well.
[upon seeing the size of the van James had bought] James, are you filming with us today or are you moving house?
Who's got the fastest van?
I'm no match for Hamster; look at his postage stamp go!
[voiceover] James was having problems with his illegal immigrant. So, he decided to employ him.
[upon being unable to break into Richard's Suzuki Super Carry] Why don't you just pick the van up and put it in your pocket?
[Hammond has just flipped his Suzuki Super Carry.]
So, um, I guess he could be dead!
Well, there's a police car at the scene of the accident, so...
Well, if he is dead, and you fancy a job on Top Gear, why not write to us at "I'm better than Richard Hammond was...
I may have... have overcooked that a bit.
...BBC, Wood Lane, London W12 7TS!"
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