[While accelerating in the Pagani Huayra]
Oh, dear God! Naught to 60 in 3.2 seconds and then on into space...That is savage! Savage, savage thing! I can't get enough of that. I'm gonna do that again.
S19 E1January 27th, 2013
[On the Huayra's handling]
Amazingly, you can corner this car like a halfwit and come out the other side alive. And that's because, in the Huayra, the black art of aerodynamics is watching over you...It doesn't feel big, like a Lambo, and it's all been set up so well and made so stable that even I can corner it hard without hiding in the glovebox whimpering.
[Concluding his review of the Pagani Huayra]
There might be some people watching right now who could actually afford one of these things. And it's the job of you, me, and everybody else to stand around and join together in a chorus: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
[On The Stig]
Some say that we have at least thought of a new way of introducing him. But we haven't. It's The Stig!
[On the Pagani Huayra]
The Pagani...Pagani Hu, Huuuuuuin.
Huayra.
Huummugh. It's a stupid name!
Why is it stupid?
It hasn't got any consonants in it. Consonants are the meat of the language; if you had no consonants in your name, you'd be...I-a. And I'd be...Eeeee.
People have waited a long time for us to come back, and that's it.
[While going into a theatre in the P45]
This is the joy of a P45. Everything is a drive-through.
[Referring to those performing "Radio Ga Ga" during the musical "We Will Rock You"]
Not a single gay man on that stage.
[Jeremy pitches his P45 idea to the wealthy investors of Dragon's Den UK]
You must come and have a look.
EDEvan Davis
[voiceover] Theo Paphitis decides to take a closer look.
TPTheo Paphitis
Jeremy. It's s***.
It isn't!
TPTheo Paphitis
It is. Totally and utter s***.
EDEvan Davis
[voiceover] Theo Paphitis thinks Jeremy's car still needs work.
EDEvan Davis
[voiceover] Theo Paphitis is out, which means Jeremy's only chance is Duncan Bannatyne.
DBDuncan Bannatyne
[Scottish accent] Well, Jeremy. I'm the last Dragon in. I tried to tempt them by making an offer, hoping they would come in with me.
Sorry, I can't understand a word you're saying.
[looks of disapproval from all investors]
DBDuncan Bannatyne
That is... I'm out.
EDEvan Davis
[voiceover] Jeremy has insulted Duncan Bannatyne, and now he too is out.
S19 E2February 3rd, 2013
Tonight, I point at a thing, Richard walks through a shop and James has some bananas.
Now every so often, we like to remind ourselves that this is a motoring show. So we get three really nice cars, and go for a long drive. And what we do, is we take it in turns to choose the location. So, if it's my turn, we usually end up in France. If it's James's turn, we usually end up in... 1953. [laughter from the audience] Tonight though, it was Hammond's turn. So guess what.
Not again. Hammond, why do you like it in America so much? Every nice piece of road has an 8mph speed limit on it.
I don't know, don't ask me, it's not my fault.
Yes, it is. I mean, what are we going to hit? What are we going to hit here? There's nothing. No wildlife, no people. This is stupid. It's stupid!
[voiceover] Eventually, though, the 35mph hour limit ended, and thanks to some trickery in the edit, we were able to take our cars up to a dizzying 55mph.
[after he was easily over taken by a pick up truck in a drag race] THAT'S THERE?!
[During the Aerial Laser Quest Challenge]
They're just shooting at me because my car's Japanese!
[Jeremy decides to use the LFA's destination assistance during the Aerial Laser Quest challenge]
WWoman
Lexus Enform, this is Cheryl, where would you like to go today?
I'm being attacked by fighter planes!
WWoman
I'm sorry, can you repeat that?'
Yes, I'm being attacked. There are fighter planes and I'm trying to get away from them. Do you have any suggestions?
[voiceover] She didn't. And as a result, the game became a turkey shoot.
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