[While accelerating in the Pagani Huayra]
Oh, dear God! Naught to 60 in 3.2 seconds and then on into space...That is savage! Savage, savage thing! I can't get enough of that. I'm gonna do that again.
“January 27th, 2013” · Season 19, Episode 1
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (6), Richard Hammond (4)
[On the Huayra's handling]
Amazingly, you can corner this car like a halfwit and come out the other side alive. And that's because, in the Huayra, the black art of aerodynamics is watching over you...It doesn't feel big, like a Lambo, and it's all been set up so well and made so stable that even I can corner it hard without hiding in the glovebox whimpering.
[Concluding his review of the Pagani Huayra]
There might be some people watching right now who could actually afford one of these things. And it's the job of you, me, and everybody else to stand around and join together in a chorus: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
[On The Stig]
Some say that we have at least thought of a new way of introducing him. But we haven't. It's The Stig!
[On the Pagani Huayra]
The Pagani...Pagani Hu, Huuuuuuin.
Huayra.
Huummugh. It's a stupid name!
Why is it stupid?
It hasn't got any consonants in it. Consonants are the meat of the language; if you had no consonants in your name, you'd be...I-a. And I'd be...Eeeee.
People have waited a long time for us to come back, and that's it.
[While going into a theatre in the P45]
This is the joy of a P45. Everything is a drive-through.
[Referring to those performing "Radio Ga Ga" during the musical "We Will Rock You"]
Not a single gay man on that stage.
[Jeremy pitches his P45 idea to the wealthy investors of Dragon's Den UK]
You must come and have a look.
EDEvan Davis
[voiceover] Theo Paphitis decides to take a closer look.
TPTheo Paphitis
Jeremy. It's s***.
It isn't!
TPTheo Paphitis
It is. Totally and utter s***.
EDEvan Davis
[voiceover] Theo Paphitis thinks Jeremy's car still needs work.
EDEvan Davis
[voiceover] Theo Paphitis is out, which means Jeremy's only chance is Duncan Bannatyne.
DBDuncan Bannatyne
[Scottish accent] Well, Jeremy. I'm the last Dragon in. I tried to tempt them by making an offer, hoping they would come in with me.
Sorry, I can't understand a word you're saying.
[looks of disapproval from all investors]
DBDuncan Bannatyne
That is... I'm out.
EDEvan Davis
[voiceover] Jeremy has insulted Duncan Bannatyne, and now he too is out.
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