Tonight, I point at a thing, Richard walks through a shop and James has some bananas.
“February 3rd, 2013” · Season 19, Episode 2
In this episode: Jeremy Clarkson (7), Richard Hammond (1)
Now every so often, we like to remind ourselves that this is a motoring show. So we get three really nice cars, and go for a long drive. And what we do, is we take it in turns to choose the location. So, if it's my turn, we usually end up in France. If it's James's turn, we usually end up in... 1953. [laughter from the audience] Tonight though, it was Hammond's turn. So guess what.
Not again. Hammond, why do you like it in America so much? Every nice piece of road has an 8mph speed limit on it.
I don't know, don't ask me, it's not my fault.
Yes, it is. I mean, what are we going to hit? What are we going to hit here? There's nothing. No wildlife, no people. This is stupid. It's stupid!
[voiceover] Eventually, though, the 35mph hour limit ended, and thanks to some trickery in the edit, we were able to take our cars up to a dizzying 55mph.
[after he was easily over taken by a pick up truck in a drag race] THAT'S THERE?!
[During the Aerial Laser Quest Challenge]
They're just shooting at me because my car's Japanese!
[Jeremy decides to use the LFA's destination assistance during the Aerial Laser Quest challenge]
WWoman
Lexus Enform, this is Cheryl, where would you like to go today?
I'm being attacked by fighter planes!
WWoman
I'm sorry, can you repeat that?'
Yes, I'm being attacked. There are fighter planes and I'm trying to get away from them. Do you have any suggestions?
[voiceover] She didn't. And as a result, the game became a turkey shoot.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
WWoman
Lexus Enform, this is Sonia, where would you like to go today?'
Yes, hello, I've accidentally painted a gentleman's sausage on a storm drain.
WWoman
Oh, my.
Yeah, I need to run away.
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