Kim quotes from The Venture Bros.

Triana Orpheus

Hey, Dean.

Dean

Triana! Thank god!

(sarcastically) Nice bod.

Dean

Thanks, I've been working out... a lot.

Triana

Hey, we came over to use the pool, is that cool?

Dean

No, it's not cool. Nothing is cool.

Triana

You seem a little weird, are you guys ok?

Dean

(whispering) She's killing us.

Dean

...and Hank, I don't know what his deal is, it's like he's actually enjoying this.

The Scooby-Doo kid? Where'd he go?

Dean

He's swimming laps... uh oh. (Hank is unconscious at the bottom of the pool)

So, are the Venture Brothers cute?

Triana Orpheus

Well, Dean...he's kinda cute. He dresses like Buddy Holly.

That's pretty cool.

Triana Orpheus

Yeah, but I think he does it accidentally.

What about my date?

Triana Orpheus

Hank? Well, he's blonde and more...like, athletic.

Sounds good. How does he dress?

Triana Orpheus

Like Fred from Scooby-Doo.

Wow, that guy's, like, just a torso.

Hank

Yeah, that's Phantom Limb. I don't think he professionally hates my dad, but he totally hates my dad. I think he used to be a famous magician. And one time, while performing for the Queen of England, he accidentally made his arms and legs disappear. They are now on the Moon with a bunch of rabbits and doves and...and playing cards and pretty assistants and some milk.

Dean

Never happened.

Hank

Did. I also heard he sliced off a kid's hand and ate it. Yeah, it was that big-headed guy that operated on your balls, Dean.

Dean

HANK, don't you have to go to the bathroom?

Hank

Whoa, what are you, psychic? I totally do — weird. Well ladies, it seems that young Dean here needs an escort to the bathroom. If there's any trouble, you just give the Hankinator a holler.

Can I ask you a question?

Dr. Girlfriend

(sighs) Yes, I belong in here; I just have a deep voice.

Okay. Can I ask you another one?

Dr. Girlfriend

Yeah, sure.

What color lipstick is that?

Dr. Girlfriend

"Pink Poodle". It's a MAC color. They give a Guild discount. You're in the Guild. Aren't you?

I don't know what the Guild means.

Dr. Girlfriend

Tell me about it. I don't know anymore myself. So, do you work, uh, single, number 2 a man?

Um, I don't really have a guy.

Dr. Girlfriend

Well, let me give you my card, I like your look. Yeah, I've had it up to here with men and I think we'd make a nice team. Call me.

Did you see that? That woman just totally hit on me.

Triana Orpheus

She wasn't hitting on you. Read the card.

Oh my god! I knew it. She's a supervillian, that is so cool! She thought I was a bad guy, I am so gonna to do this.

I'm gonna be a supervillain.

Hank

Yeah, I'm gonna be Batman!

Go Team Venture! (They do hand signal in the air)

Triana Orpheus

Dude, I warned you.

I think I just found my first archenemies.