“The Revenge Society” · Season 4
In this episode: Councilman 3 (4), Phantom Limb (2), Doctor Thaddeus Venture (1), Master Billy Quizboy (1), Sgt. Hatred (1)
Welcome to alive, Dragoon [Councilman 8]. My name is Revenge.
Your name is Phantom limb, you fucking lunatic.
That's Phantom Limb? No wonder! He's like number one on the "Guild's Most Wanted" list. (sarcastic) Great. Now he's gonna kill us.
[Sgt. Hatred is crying in the bathroom]
[behind the bathroom door] I have a list of inappropriate behavior. #1: This! Don't do this!
What's #2?
Nothing! I don't have a #2. I don't even have a list. Get out of the bathroom!
Why can't I hear them?
Because you are SANE.
I'm staying in the car- We! WE are staying in the car.
We haven't been outside in over 30 years. I'm old and I'm afraid of everything!
I am worried the streets will be overrun with teenage gangs.
Teenagers are cruel and will undoubtedly laugh and mock at us, because our trousers are not in style anymore.
And we are two heads on one body, and that has never, ever been hip.
And I can kill a man by simply touching him. Now what were your special powers again?
It's in the safe, isn't it?
I'll carry the boy bag!
Two heads ARE better than one!
What does that have to do with anything?
Nothing, I've just been wanting to say that all day, I got sick of waiting for an opportunity!
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