So, big change on someone's online profile.
Oh you saw I got my 10th friend, double digits baby!
Yeah, it's nice that your grandma finally accpted your friend request.
Actually, it was my mum, nana's still pending.
No, i'm talking about Maya's page. Looks like she just updated her status to 'in a relationship'. You know what this means Zack?
Yeah, she's really into me, can you blame her?
Noo-oo It means you've gotta change your status too, and well, your whole life.
Well I don't. I already got Maya. It's all smooth sailing from here.
Smooth sailing - just like the Titanic! You have no idea how much work it takes to maintain a relationship with a girl.
What work?
Well, they always make you put them first. Suddenly what you want doesn't matter anymore. When we started dating, Bailey made me join her stupid quilting circle!
You were in that before she was!
Whatever, my point is -
Actually didn't you start the quilting circle?
My point is you're gonna have to start making changes my friend!
No no no I'm not gonna change for anyone, not even Maya
[walks out laughing] That guy!
What does Cody know about women; except he's a pedicure away from being one?
So does this mean that you're not gonna change your status to 'in a relationship'?
No way! Just cause Maya changed her's doesn't mean that I have to change mine.
[Walks over] Hey Zack, did you happen to notice my status?
Well of course I did..
Sooo...
So it was very nice of you to do that.
And... [flips hair]
And.. I was just about to change mine, but I wanted to see your face when I did it.
Aww Zack!
See that's the face!
Way to hold your guns, pal!
[phone bleeps] Hmm? I just got a request from a Mildred Fink.
Nana! Hurtful!
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