Woody quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

Woody

uhm. Guys why does this monster have a zipper?

Cody

Guys, this isn't a monster, it's Dr. Cork.

Woody

I still say we eat him.

Please don't eat me! I have an internet date on Friday!

Zack

Okay guys, I know we can win this.

Woody

How?

Zack

I have no idea.

London

Terrific. You dropped my phone in a crate full of- [looks at the label on the crate of snakes and gasps] DANGEROUS SNACKS!

Woody

How could snacks be dangerous?

London

They could be very high in sodium content.

Woody

It says snacks.

Woody

No but I got this painful floor burn!

London

Ooh! It looks exactly like Justin Bieber! Haha! Make it sing! Make it sing!

London

[As she and Woody enter a room with crates full of snakes in it] Why are you out of breath? We took the elevator.

Woody

We still had to walk down a mid-sized hallway. With a turn!

Woody

Isn't couple's game night fun, honey?

London

Touch me again and I'll rip your arm off and beat you with it.

Zack

Why don't you just take your turn, London!

London

I will put my A down to make 'a'.

Woody

I will add onto your 'a' to make 'at'.

Zack

I will add onto your 'at' to make 'rat'.

Cody

[Puts a dozen letters down] I will add onto your 'rat' to make 'biostratographic'.

Zack

[Knocks the board onto the floor] Oh no! Tidal Wave!

Woody

[After London jumps out and scares him] London, that was unbelievebly cruel!

London

Why? It was just a little prank.

Woody

No, you obviously knew there was an elevator and didn't tell me!