Zack quotes from The Suite Life on Deck

Zack

I got a worm in my pocket.

Woody

Why?

Zack

...I dunno!

Zack

[playing as Brody] Here she comes now.

Cody

[steps on stage wearing a dress, a wig and speaks in falsetto voice] Hello my beloved.

Zack

[stares at Cody in shock] Cody? I knew this day would come but I didn't expect it so soon.

Cody

[as Hailey] Now's the part where you're supposed to kiss me.

Zack

...No. That is... not going to happen.

Cody

Zack, you said you wanted to see me? Did you hear from Bailey?

Zack

No. She's gone for good.

Zack

Okay guys, I know we can win this.

Woody

How?

Zack

I have no idea.

Maya

Zack, truth or dare?

Zack

Uh, truth.

Maya

How many girls did you date before me?

Zack

DARE.

Cody

Six.

Zack

Six?

Cody

Six. Six is the answer to every question. How many boys did you date before me? Six. What size do you think I am? Six. How pretty and I? Six?

Zack

Wow, that really works!

Cody

It'll solve all your problems.

Woody

Isn't couple's game night fun, honey?

London

Touch me again and I'll rip your arm off and beat you with it.

Zack

Why don't you just take your turn, London!

London

I will put my A down to make 'a'.

Woody

I will add onto your 'a' to make 'at'.

Zack

I will add onto your 'at' to make 'rat'.

Cody

[Puts a dozen letters down] I will add onto your 'rat' to make 'biostratographic'.

Zack

[Knocks the board onto the floor] Oh no! Tidal Wave!

What do you mean you're not going to graduation?!

Zack

Goodbye seniors, goodbye class. High school you can-

O-KAY! Thank you Zack!