(after Mr. Baine faints) Anyone have any smelling salts?
I have an old gym sock in my locker.
BMr. Baine
(wakes up) I'm alright.
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If I am as bad as everyone says then....
Oh! You are! What you do is a capital crime in all 50 states and Puerto Rico.
Everyone says I look exactly like Sharpay.
BMr. Baine
Really? I don't see it.
I can't believe I'm an understudy. It's insulting. I might as well be a lousy stage hand. (Zack stares at her) No offense.
So we all agree that London stinks like a dead fish on a city bus.
What are we going to do?
BMr. Blaine
That's a good question. I got it. We'll do Singin In The Rain.
We have to learn a whole new musical. I barely know this one.
BMr. Blaine
We'll do what they did in the movie Singin In The Rain. (pointing to London) You lipsing while Maddie is behind the curtain doing the actual singing.
That's a brilliant idea.
What's so brilliant about it? I do all the work and you get all the credit?
Yeah that's the brilliant part.
I'm taking five.
Oh me too. How much time do we have?
I will not risk my official reputation performing with (about London) that amateur. I have talent scouts coming to see me and London is bopping me right to the bottom.
Fill this with candy! Maddie asked me to send it to her. She's spending a semester with her Aunt Arctica.
Antarctica is not a person. It's a continent.
You mean, like ketchup and mustard?
I have to say, I prefer being a nerd. It's a lot more satisfying hitting the books instead of hitting someone right in the kisser!
Mark, how many fights have you actually been in?
Well, at least...none.
Hey, Mr. Moseby. Fancy meetin' you here. (to Zack) You? Not so fancy. Wow, here before lunch on the first day. I think that's a record.
MMs. Militich
And you are...?
I'm sorry. I'm Carey Martin. I'm Cody's mom.
MMs. Militich
Oh, well, I called you about Zack.
I know. I just like people to know I'm battin' 500.
Ah, Amber, it seems we have Biology class together.
AAmber
This is Chemistry.
You feel it, too?
[to Cody] You're a dork, no offense.
You know, just because you say "no offense" doesn't excuse the offensive remark that inevitably follows.
Well, in that case, you're a dork. Offense intended.
Now that I'm in high school, I've decided to re-invent myself. I'm gonna be a jock.
(laughs) Oh, you were serious?
Nia [to Vance]: Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
VVance
Like who?
Like me! (kicks his leg) See, now we're the same height.
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