GSGame Show Host
[after Zack fails in the final challenge, which involves spelling the word "DOG" with giant building blocks in an obstacle course] Sorry, you spelled 'OG'. 'Ice try!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
HTHistory Teacher
You seem a little batty!
MSMosbey's Grandmother
Oh, I'm batty; this bat is batty! [pulls a bat out of a bag and chases Zack's teacher]
London, someone's at the drive-thru. Use this script to take their order.
[presses button] Hello. Can I take your order? [Gibberish is heard through the speaker.] Huh?
They said they want a Cluck Muncher Meal. Press that button. Use the script!
[presses button and reads from script] Would you like anything else? Suggest whatever's getting cold... Oh.
Your dad's right. It'll be good to live off the money you earn.
But I'll starve. Daddy's so cheap, he's only giving me $1000 for every dollar I make.
Oh, you poor thing. My dad just installed a pay toilet.
I got beaten by a girl! It's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me!
More embarrassing than the time in gym class when your pants fell down?
That was you.
Zack, I can't believe you're being that shallow.
Face it, Mom. He's as shallow as a kiddie pool.
At least I'm not scared to swim in one.
[to Zack] I just hope you don't act like a jerk again around Ella.
No, no, I'm going to be a perfect gentleman. And we're going back to Putt Putt Party and I'm gonna politely pummel her to a pulp.
Who cares? That would be like my brother dating Chelsea.
Oh, just because my family's yacht is smaller than yours, you think you're better than me?
Well... yeah!
And, by the way, I did date your brother. He's an idiot.
Yikes.
Girls, girls, please. It's okay for rich people to hang out with other people who have less money than they do. I mean, I hang out with you guys.
Double yikes!
(to London) Well, at least my daddy's not an inn keeper!
(gasps) How dare you! (spills her drink on Tiffany's dress) Oops.
Did you just purposely throw tea on my new dress?!
Honey, what does it matter? It's probably a knockoff anyway.
Uh, ladies, shouldn't we get back to the book?
(Tiffany puts a pie on London's head)
Oops.
I'll have you know, I'm too much of a lady to engage in your low-class behavior. Oh, who am I kidding? (hits Tiffany in the back of the head with another pie)
Girls, girls. It doesn't matter what you have in the bank. All that matters is what you have on your face. (hits Tiffany in the face with a pie)
That better be low-fat!
Well, let's ask London. (hits London in the face with a pie)
(Both London & Tiffany hit Chelsea in the face with another pie)
LTLondon & Tiffany
Oops.
All right, I'll just be going, then!
[to Maddie] Thought your shift was over, Madeline?
It is. But I thought I'd stay and, uh, do a little inventory.
Couldn't resist listening in on London's book club, could you?
I can't help it! It's just too bizarre!
(to the other girls in the book club) Okay, everyone, let's get the discussion started.
It's about time. (opens up the book) Can we talk about Paris? (closes the book) Did you guys see that hideous pink dress she wore to the Gala last night? It looked like she threw up a flamingo!
(to Mr. Moseby) They're not even discussing the book!
And you're surprised because?
Cody, this looks really complicated.
Not really. All you have to do is look at it as if it were an isosceles triangle. The giraffe on the line intersecting it diagonally.
And if you calculate the angle trajectory, you should be able to find the coordinates of the optimal target zone.
I should have bought my protractor.
Oh, I have one! (reaches to her back pocket and takes it out.)
The Angle Jam 2000?
I got it for Chanukah.
Cody, I have a date with Ella this Saturday and I need you to go with us.
Oh no! I know what you're doing and I'm not going out with her creepy sister...
But you...
...or brother...
C'mon you-
...or dog.
[to Cody] Would you relax? You can go with whoever you want.
Why do I need to go with you at all?
Because...I really wanna impress Ella and no matter what we end up doing, you just make me look better.
(after finishing her push-ups) TEN! (reaches to grab the donut)
(takes the donut before Carey)
Honey, that was my reward!
Well being a mother reward enough?
[to Ella] Your hair looks really pretty under the glow of the tiki torches.
EElla
Thanks. Wait until you see it blowing under the windmill.
You should see my hair under the windmill.
(to Ella privately) Yeah, how do you think it got that way?
I heard that!
EElla
[to Zack] By the way, I let you win.
Did not... did you?
EElla
Maybe I did... maybe I didn't.
Oh, so that's how you want it? Fine. Best 2 out of 3.
EElla
You're on.
Oh, and if you win, it's best 5 out of 9.
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