You know Cody, I've always looked forward to becoming a grandma. And of course I thought you'd be older, married, and your baby would be human.
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My egg. I think it's- It's opening. My water broke. Oh my gosh! I'm giving birth!
(after finding out that Zack took money from the Save the hawk foundation to get a new camera) Zack!
Ok. I'll send 20% to a real hawk charity.
20?!
Fine. 50%.
50?!
100%. But that's as high as I'll go.
Bubba and I are doing just fine. I'm gonna teach him how to fly.
(sarcastically) Can't wait to see that test flight.
Madeline, please. Look, a zoo isn't so bad.
Then why aren't you living in one?
I am.
CDr. Chip
So, where's the patient?
That would be me, the woman lying in bed, sneezing her guts out.
CDr. Chip
Actually, you can't really sneeze your guts out. I wrote a paper on it.
What grade did you get?
CDr. Chip
That's not important!
For Cody, two hundred single-ply napkins.
I wanted two-ply.
[throwing box in Cody's direction] Glue them together. [the box hits Cody's head.]
Ow...
Here's an ice pack. [prepares to throw it]
Never mind!
Honey, why don't you just walk the stuff in to him?
It's not my fault all he can catch is a cold.
Look, just because a man cooks and cleans doesn't mean he can't be macho and tough. [drinks from Carey's mug]
Hey, you're drinking out of Mom's sicky cup.
[screams like a girl]
Yeah, that's macho and tough!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII fixed it!
Maddie, I really need your help.
I can't. I'm trying to win employee of the month.
But I just need one little-
(grabs London's shirt) I am trying to win a trip here! Do you know when my last vacation was?! Never! Now back away woman!
Maddie, I really need your help. And I won't take "no" for an answer.
No.
Okay, I tried.
Hey, guys. So, how'd the summer job hunt go?
I tell ya, it's tough to secure employment in an economic climate where interest rates are climbing and large cap stocks are fluctuating wildly.
Plus, we got turned down by Taco Schmaco.
Well, Señor Schmaco does like employees to see over the counter.
Zack, you told me you booked two dancers who looked like they were from the '60s, not two dancers in their sixties!
They looked good in this picture.
Didn't you notice the brontosaurus in the background?
[talking like Elvis] Don't cry, little lady. You're getting tears on my blue suede shoes.
Whatcha doing?
[typing angrily] I'm composing an irate letter to Mr. Moseby in an attempt to express my inner angst and achieve emotional catharsis.
Whatcha doing?
Typing.
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