Well, I think you guys really got to understand the theme of the play.
Girls stink.
Never work with your brother.
I should've gone with the oboe.
Close enough.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
It's International Week at school, and I've learned to say things in ten different languages!
And I've learned to snore in ten different languages.
You have to figure out what you're going to do.
Don't worry. I've got International Day covered.
Bringing in a slice of Swiss cheese doesn't count.
What if I put it on a German kaiser roll?
Boy, am I tired. I've been working all day.
On your history paper?
No, I have people for that. I've been going through my old clothes. I'm getting rid of them. Oh, look. Here's the outfit I wore on the plane going to Paris last weekend. And here's the outfit I wore getting off the plane.
I've been wearing the same socks for a week.
Oh, I thought that smell was seaweed cookies.
Boys, why is there a woman with a fish at the door?
Mori-san.
KKumiko
Hi.
We invited our friend over for dinner. She's a famous singer from Japan.
Oh, yes! You're performing at the Nakamura Convention. I'm also a singer.
KKumiko
Oh, you famous, too? Singing in front of lots of people making lots of money.
ZCZack and Cody
No.
My fan club.
Zack. Cody. Where's Kumiko!
I only tell you if you promise not to get angry.
I promise.
Zack lost her at school.
I think he's angry.
How do you lose a woman!
You forget to cherish her.
Aw, and that's why your my special little man.
The Nakamori executives are expecting a brilliant japanese singer less than an hour and what am I to do?
Mom's a brilliant singer.
And there's just one problem, she's not japanese.
KKumiko
(to Zack as she is chopping a fish) Don't worry. As a sign of respect, I will save the eyeballs for Mommy.
(scared) Oh goody.
I don't think Harvey's right for Mom. And you're just happy because he's rich.
Ta-ta, no! I-I-I think he's a kind, caring man who — who happens to have a mansion with five bathrooms. We could all go at once, and still have one toilet left over!
Our fridge is the size of R2D2!
SSSt. Silvia's Player
I just always wanted to meet the dumbest heiress in Boston.
Excuse me.
SSSt. Silvia's Player
(slowly) Was I speaking too fast?
After London power slams the ball in the girl's face
(slowly) Did I hit it too hard?
Esteban, now you have enough money to pay for your little sister's quinceañera.
Oh, yes. And I would like to thank everyone from the heart of my bottom!
Bottom of my heart.
That, too!
Esteban, good news. I have booked the Boston Ballroom Dance Competition for here at the Tipton. Now, if your school takes first place, you'll get $1,000.
Oh, gracias, Mr. Moseby. You booked this to help me pay for my sister's quinceñiera.
No, I just wanted a trophy.
JJJessica and Janice
Aw
ZCZack and Cody
Yeah!
[to the twins] So, little blonde peoples, to help me help my little sister, (begging) will you please take my ballroom dance class?
We're into more manly sports.
Yeah, we're more slam dunks then, grande jeté!
And some of us are even to manly too say, let alone do, a grande jeté.
Actually, I adore ballroom dancing.
Me too. It's so romantic.
Really romantic.
ZCZack and Cody
(cheerfully turn to Esteban) SIGN US UP!!
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