TV show quotes
I've got great news! I just got appointed Editor of the school paper!
We have a school paper?
Yeah. You know, there's free copies outside the Library.
We have a Library?
Okay, I don't blame you for not reading the Revere Express. It stinks, but Ms. Cohen expects me to turn it around, the same way I turned around the Math Lab.
We have a Math Lab?
Separate article. Please click here.
I just heard the good news.
Yes, I just bought my 1000th pair of shoes.
No! Your father's getting remarried!
You call that news?
Oh dear, did I just hear you say there's another new Mrs. Tipton?
Uh-huh.
I wish I would've known. I would have bought them an extravagant gift, although the warranties on my last two gifts lasted longer than the marriages.
Am I too late to audition? I hope...
Hey, Bob, I'm happy to see you here. I didn't know you had an interest in Shakespeare.
I don't. My mom said it was this or oboe lessons.
Huh, love the enthusiasm!
I'm Bottom?
That part must stink!
But that's the character who gets turned into a donkey.
A donkey named Bottom? Definitely stinks!
Oh, yeah? What part did you get?
Well, whatever it is, it's got to be better than Bottom.
You're Puck, the fairy.
A fairy? I hate my Mom.
Vanessa (after hearing that Cody and Gwen broke up): If you need a shoulder to cry on...I'm available.
NO! I mean...he can't. He has a...meeting with the Geek Club!
It's the Glee Club.
Have you seen who shows up?
[to Zack] Come on, Pumpkin!
Mom, ix-n-ay on the umpkin-p-ay.
Orry-s-ay.
(to Zack, dressed up as Lysander) What are you doing, my Lysander? It's me you love, remember?
(clapping to Zack) Oh, wow! Great audition! Isn't that a beautiful speech? "Behold." No one says that anymore. Why not? It's a perfectly good word. Behold, my tie is blue! Behold, I got it on sale!
Behold, Mr. Forgess has toilet paper stuck to his shoe!
Oh, hey, that's very good. (looks at his shoe) Oh! Uh, I'll be right back.
Hey, Cody. I was thinking, and it might be a good idea if we see other people.
Other people? We've barely seen each other.
Oh, come on, we've had some pretty good times.
You mean yesterday?
Exactly, glad you understand.
I'm back! Who missed me? (nobody in the lobby pays attention to her)I brought presents!(everyone starts welcoming her back)
[to London] How was your stay at the Tokyo Tipton?
Fantastic!
Not as fantastic as the Boston Tipton, right?
Actually, Daddy says the Tokyo Tipton is the best Tipton ever.
Oh, yeah? What's so great about it?
The lobby there was decorated according to the Asian principles of Feng Shui. I mean, you can really feel the difference in the energy flow. It went right through you.
Are you sure you didn't just eat some bad sushi? (laughs)
(London glares at her)
See, this is a Ba Gua.
(carrying several luggage bags on his back) It is also the only thing she carried.
It's a chart that shows how to rearrange your space to enhance different areas of your life, like good health, good fortune. Uh-oh!
Uh-oh what?
Uh-oh, your lobby is way out of alignment!
(still carrying all the bags) So is my spine!
Don't you love what I've done to the place?
(behind a wall) Don't you think people are gonna have trouble finding the check-in desk?
London: If they do, you can just ring the chimes like this. (rings chimes) Check in over here!
(wearing a large robe) I have issues with this outfit. Well, there is no place to put my wallet and I'm feeling an uncomfortable breeze!
London, I have a little situation at the candy counter.
What's the situation?
It's outside and I'm freezing to death!
Well, that's because you've got your summer kimono on, silly.
Why can't I wear my old uniform?
Because it's in disharmony with the lobby.
I'm not even in the lobby!
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