The Suite Life of Zack & Cody quotes

Arwin

Done!

Cody

A minute, ten seconds.

Arwin

Aaargh! I'll never beat Irv. I'm such a loser. Loser, loser, loser! [hits his forehead with his hand]

Zack

You've got to be more positive. Try this: winner, winner, winner! [hits Arwin's forehead with Arwin's hand]

Arwin

No, that doesn't work so well either.

Cody

Well, I've got a great technique to keep from getting nervous. Think of a happy place and all the pressure will just melt away.

Arwin

Well, thanks, but no matter how happy the place, it'll never be me up on that winner's podium accepting the Golden Plunger and a kiss from the plunger girl...

Carey

Come on guys, time to go home.

Cody

Can't we stay a little longer mom?

Carey

I'm sorry, but I've got to get upstairs and work on this stupid song, the Tipton's hosting some kind of geek games. Moseby's making me sing at the opening ceremonies and hand out the Golden Plunger.

Arwin

You're the plo-plo-plo-plo-plo-plo- [Zack hits him in the back] plunger girl? [Carey nods] Weldon's going down.

Cody

Don't you call our mom a fair-haired beauty!

Zack

Yeah. You should see her in the morning, there ain't nothing beautiful about it.

Hey plunger girl, I can't wait for our lips to meet.

Carey

I just... I just threw up a little bit...

Maddie

London, customers. Ok, be cool. Act like we've done this before.

London

Gotcha.

Maddie

Hello, ladies. Welcome to London's, a fabulous fashion boutique. Can I help you with something?

We're just looking. Thank you.

London

Oh, that is not for you.

Excuse me?

London

Those dresses are made for women with an hourglass figure. You're shaped like a pumpkin. And you're more like a butternut squash.

Oh!

Oh!

I have never in my life...

Maddie

I happen to love butternut squash. I love all the winter vegetables!

London

This store is a total failure. What are you doing wrong, Maddie?

London

So, have we sold anything yet?

Maddie

Yes. 4 items.

London

Ooh, that's not bad.

Maddie

Considering we sold them to you and you used your employer's 100% discount on all of them, it ain't good.

Maddie

[about George Washington] He's the guy on the $1 bill.

London

They make a $1 bill?

Maddie

Give me liberty-

Cody

Or give me death!

Zack

Is there a third choice?

Stop the bulldozers! I got the injunct-AAAAHHHH!

Arwin

Did you hear that? He said he got the injunct-AAAAHHHH!

Carey

Boys, you need to get upstairs and study for your American History test tomorrow.

Zack

Mother, there is no history. Yesterday we got off the boat and today we bathed in the creek.

Maddie

Who was the 1st President of the United States?

London

Ooh ooh. I know, I know. He chopped down a cherry tree, had icky wooden teeth. Don't tell me.

Esteban

It's George Washington.

London

No, that's not it.

What happened?

Zack

Why do you always look at me?

Force of habit. What was it, the rascally elves?

Cody

Where would she have learned to con people like that?

Zack

I'm thinking she was home schooled.

Cody

How do you know Darlene is talking about you? Oh, yeah, she said "obnoxious."

NO YELLING IN THE LOBBY!!!!!