Now in the spirit of the holiday season, start shopping! And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, "sick kids" may include hookers with a cold.
[Krusty chuckles]
“Tis the Fifteenth Season” · Season 15, Episode 7
In this episode: Homer Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1), Krusty the Clown (1), Carl Carlson (1)
[Homer is with Lenny and Carl at The Power Plant]
Hey, Homer. I'm your secret Santa. Merry Christmas, big guy.
[Lenny hands Homer a DVD player]
Oh, my god! A DVD player!
And the first season of Magnum P.I., with commentary by John Hillerman. Apparently, working in Hawaii was a pleasure.
Oh, Carl, you remembered I like TV.
[notices all the people have disappeared] Where the H.E.C.K. is everybody?
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