Three Ribwiches, please, and instead of a shake, I'd like a blended Ribwich.
C Cashier
I'm sorry, sir. The Ribwich was for a limited time only.
[banging fist on counter] Not again! First you take away my Philly Fudge Steak, then my Bacon Balls, then my What-Cha-Ma-Chicken. You monster... [walks away, then comes back to counter] I'd like a large fries, please, and a collector's cup.
R Ribhead
Dude, if you still want the Ribwich, they're testing it in other markets. Check out the tour schedule! [shows back of his shirt with the tour schedule]
Maybe I should hook up with you guys. After all, how long do any of us have to live?
R Ribhead
Well, if you like the ribwich, not very. [holds up ribwich box with Krusty saying "WILL CAUSE EARLY DEATH"]
The Spellympics is being sued by the Olympics for use of the suffix 'lympics.' This has got to be the slowest news day ever!
Come on, man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.
Well, if by wank you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time!
[loudly] Then I'll be QUEEN OF THE WORLD [whispers] of spelling. [Loud] That's right, QUEEN OF THE WORLD [whispers] of spelling.
Bart, your word is imply.
Bart said, "I am pee." He's made of pee!
[The students all laugh]
Well, I got my laugh. I'm outta here.
Milhouse, your word is "choke."
Oh, I know this one, it's so easy, "F".... oh, man! [the kids laugh]
Stop laughing! It will scar him for life! [kids keep laughing] He-he-he, it is kinda infectious.
Could you use it in a sentence?
Nothing can ameliorate the ineptitude of Principal Skinner.
I wish he wouldn't use me in every example.
Dad, this is my moment in the sun. How can you miss it to be with a sandwich?
You don't understand. It's not just a sandwich... it's about brotherhood, it's about freedom, it's about 3 days since I've had one! I'm gettin' the shakes! And I'm gettin' the fries!
[Slaps Bart in the back of his head] Shut up, pee!
[Lisa dreaming, pondering throwing the spelling match to get a free education at a Seven Sisters college]
BC Barnard College
We are the Seven Sisters. And you can attend any one of us! Like Barnard, Columbia's "girl next door."
RC Radcliffe College
Come to Radcliffe and meet Harvard men."
WC Wellesley College
Or come to Wellesley and marry them."
MH Mount Hollyoke College
[slurring, champagne glass in hand] No. Party with me! [Falls face first]
VC Vassar College
Or nonconform with me! [Raises arms, reveals hairy armpits]
SC Smith College
[muscular girl, carries lacrosse stick, husky voice] Play lacrosse with me!
BM Bryn Mawr College
Or come explore with me! [She and Smith kiss with passion]
I know this is a fantasy, but I'll take it. [chuckles]
Nah, forget it. [thought bubble shrinks]
[upset] No! I'll never be this happy again!
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