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The Simpsons · Season 14

Bart and Principal Skinner in “I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can”

Come on, man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.

Principal Skinner

Well, if by wank you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time!

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