[Lisa dreaming, pondering throwing the spelling match to get a free education at a Seven Sisters college]
BCBarnard College
We are the Seven Sisters. And you can attend any one of us! Like Barnard, Columbia's "girl next door."
RCRadcliffe College
Come to Radcliffe and meet Harvard men."
WCWellesley College
Or come to Wellesley and marry them."
MHMount Hollyoke College
[slurring, champagne glass in hand] No. Party with me! [Falls face first]
VCVassar College
Or nonconform with me! [Raises arms, reveals hairy armpits]
SCSmith College
[muscular girl, carries lacrosse stick, husky voice] Play lacrosse with me!
BMBryn Mawr College
Or come explore with me! [She and Smith kiss with passion]
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