Arnie Pie and Kent Brockman in “Children of a Lesser Clod”

[describing Homer's actions] He's jumping out of the car, Kent! He's trying to climb over the fence! Now he's realizing he's too fat. He's digging a hole like a dog. Now he's given up on that and he's running back and forth. He's climbing into a pipe and he seems to be stuck. His legs are dangling in a comical fashion. Oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen.

Kent Brockman

Arnie, Arnie, how are the children?

I can't see through metal, Kent!