“Trilogy of Error” · Season 12
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Ned Flanders (1), Clancy Wiggum (1), Nick Riviera (1)
Homer wants a brownie. I'm gonna get one.
No.
Coming in from the left.
Stop it. Homer.
Or is it the right? Look out for the reach-around! He shoots, he sc- [Marge accidentally cut his thumb off, he screams] My thumb! Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
Sorry doesn't put thumbs on the hand, Marge!
[answering phone] 9-1-1. This'd better be good.
I just cut off my husband's thumb!
ATTEMPTED MURDER?! YOU'LL BURN FOR THIS! BURN IN JAIL!
It was an accident!
Yeah, yeah. Save it for "Dateline: Tuesday." Uh, what's your address so I can come arrest you?
Arrest me? Um, my address, it's um, 1-2-3... Fake Street.
[writing address down] 1-2-3 Fake Street. Okay see you soon!
Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
[As Homer walks to Shelbyville]
[gets his severed thumb out of the pickle jar, groans] It's too late. [throws away Moe's jar of pickles] Well, old friend. We always knew this day would come. Say goodbye to your brother. [the robot explodes from distant] What the hell?! [Linguo's head lands near him; gasps and picks up Linguo] Linguo! Dead?!
Linguo...is...dead. [powers down]
[Homer closes Linguo's eyes]
Son of a diddly.
Mr. Teeny [last lines; subtitled, to audience]: This plot makes no sense. Tell the people.
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