[Homer and Marge rush over to some garden ornaments naked; Marge stands behind birds and a flower, Homer stands behind two lumberjacks sawing a log]
Marge, can we switch? I don't trust these guys.
“Natural Born Kissers” · Season 9
In this episode: Marge Simpson (6), Homer Simpson (5), Bart Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Chief Wiggum (1), Grampa Simpson (1), Reverend Timothy Lovejoy (1), Todd (1)
You don't think there's anything wrong with what we're doing, do you?
I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong.
Now let's all thank the lord for this our new crystal church for us to behold all his wondrous creation.
[Homer's backside is sliding across the top of it the roof, making a huge noise]
Now hurry, let's all look down and admire God's new parquet floor. [Eyes closed looking down as Homer still passes by on the ceiling] Eyes on the floor, still on the floor, always on God's floor.
Wow! An alternate ending to Casablanca. Bart, this could be priceless!
Priceless like a mother's love, or the good kind of priceless?
When we got married, is this how you thought we'd be spending our Saturdays? Driving out to the boondocks to buy a refrigerator motor?
Naw, I never thought I'd live this long.
Yeah, I thought Bart would be born a dimwit! Hahaha!
Heh, heh, mmm...yeah.
Boy, I'll tell you, they only come out at night... or, in this case, the day.
Whatever happened to Grampa? He was supposed to baby-sit.
[Cut to Grampa in the Flanders's house watching Rod and Todd play checkers]
[to Rod] Now you got her, Bart. Jump Lisa's king.
I'm not Bart, I'm Rod Flanders.
There you go with that smart mouth! [to Todd] Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch.
Yes, sir!
[Homer and Marge have ended up naked in the middle of a football game in the Springfield Stadium]
[to the audience; annoyed] Why don't you take a picture?! It lasts longer! [everyone begins taking pictures] D'OH!
It would have to be camera day...
[Bart and Lisa are reading a newspaper featuring Homer and Marge ending up naked at the Springfield Stadium]
Wow...
[Marge takes the newspaper]
Hey!
I don't want you reading these awful scandal sheets.
Uh, I was just trying to find Dave Barry's column.
He's great! He pokes fun at life's little foibles.
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