[Bart and Lisa are reading a newspaper featuring Homer and Marge ending up naked at the Springfield Stadium]
Wow...
[Marge takes the newspaper]
Hey!
I don't want you reading these awful scandal sheets.
Uh, I was just trying to find Dave Barry's column.
He's great! He pokes fun at life's little foibles.
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