[Marge is on the shooting range shooting cardboard cutouts of criminals and not shooting at civilians.]
(Tutting) You missed the baby, the blind man...
“The Springfield Connection” · Season 6
In this episode: Marge Simpson (2), Homer Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1), Chief Wiggum (1), Lionel Hutz (1)
Hello, Mr. Hutz.
I'll have you know the contents in that dumpster are private! You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality.
I just wanted to say hello.
Oh. Hello..heh... [Marge walks off; Hutz torches the contents in the dumpster]
Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?
[pauses] Look Lisa, it's McGriff, the Crime Dog! [uses a hand puppet] Hey, Lisa, help me bite crime, ruff, ruff!
Shush, dear. You'll wreck daddy's fun.
[singing] Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in ... [gasps] Oh, my Lord! Something horrible has happened!
[uncontrollably laughing] Fooled you, Flanders. Made you think your family was dead!
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