When are you going to wake up and smell your husband, Marge?
Granted, you got some kids out of him. But when the seeds have been planted, you throw away the envelope.
“Homer vs. Patty & Selma” · Season 6
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Patty (2), Marge Simpson (1), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Nelson Muntz (1), Seymour Skinner (1)
[Homer's debt to Patty and Selma has been revealed, meaning Homer is no longer bound by agreement to be subservient to his in-laws.]
Homer, is this projection accurate? Did you borrow money from my sisters?
I don't know, Marge. I can't be expected to keep track of all wheelings and dealings.
He blew all your savings on jack-o'-lanterns.
[gasps] You told!
[Homer throws Patty outside first then accidentally throws Marge by mistake; Homer runs to get Marge into the house.]
Sorry, Marge. (kiss) [Homer then throws out Selma] I never want to see you again! You either.
Hey, Dad. Whatcha doin'?
Daddy has very important work to do. He's looking through the want ads to find a part-time job.
Dad, that's a gag paper we got at the carnival.
Oh. No wonder I didn't hear about Bart being elected world's greatest sex machine.
[In the gym, almost everyone has signed up for a sport. Bart looks around and sees how late he is. Lisa, Nelson and Milhouse faces him after he arrives in school.]
Oh, no, it's PE signup day!
[in a hockey uniform similar to the one she wore on Apu's team and has an increased interest in hockey] How could you forget? They had signs posted all over the library.
Better sign up for something fast, man. Baseball just filled up [gets kicked by Nelson] --oof!
So did Tae Kwon Do.
[as Bart runs away from the school bullies]
BTBallet teacher
Use the ballet!
[Bart runs first to the lap running booth, but it's full. It's the same deal with the pushup course. Even "gender issues in sport" is full. Skinner puts a hand on Bart's shoulder.]
Heh heh, there's only one class left, but it happens to be the coolest one of all. [ballet]
Ballet?! Dancing is for girls.
[clearly enjoying his revenge on Bart] Well, you should have gotten here earlier.
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