Hey, Dad. Whatcha doin'?
Daddy has very important work to do. He's looking through the want ads to find a part-time job.
Dad, that's a gag paper we got at the carnival.
Oh. No wonder I didn't hear about Bart being elected world's greatest sex machine.
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