Tango 14, we're being fired at. I'm getting an exact ID on the bogey now.
[screen shows a silhouette of Willy and "Identify"; screen flashes "Iraqi fighter jet"]
P1Pilot 1
Iraqis again. Launching sidewinder missile. [missile destroys the other plane] Missed him. Launching second sidewinder missile. [missile destroys his own plane]
P1Pilot 1
[parachuting] This is what happens when you cut money out of the military and put it into health care!
P2Pilot 2
[parachuting] It's a good program! Just give it a chance, that's all I ask.
Alright, just take your seat, just take your seat. [removes cloth, to a scale model of Springfield] Now, working with former Carter-administration officials and military men who were forced into early retirement—for various reasons which we won't go here, okay?—we have planned this defense for the city. [flips switch] As the comet hurdles toward the city, our rocket will intercept it, and blow it to smithereens. Ma-hyvin! [explodes. Flames land onto Moe's bar]
With our utter annihilation imminent, our federal government has snapped into action. We go live now via satellite to the floor of the United States Congress.
SSpeaker
Then it is unanimous, we are going to approve the bill to evacuate the town of Springfield in the great state of—
CCongressman
Wait a second, I want to tack on a rider to that bill—$30 million of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.
SSpeaker
All in favor of the amended Springfield-slash-prevert(sic) bill? [entire Congress boos] Bill defeated. [gavel]
