[ominous] Destroy that balloon.
Aye. [cocks a shotgun, shoots into the sky]
[two fighter planes fly overhead]
Tango 14, we're being fired at. I'm getting an exact ID on the bogey now.
[screen shows a silhouette of Willy and "Identify"; screen flashes "Iraqi fighter jet"]
Iraqis again. Launching sidewinder missile. [missile destroys the other plane] Missed him. Launching second sidewinder missile. [missile destroys his own plane]
[parachuting] This is what happens when you cut money out of the military and put it into health care!
[parachuting] It's a good program! Just give it a chance, that's all I ask.
[their parachutes fail; they crash to the ground]
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