[first lines]
The beauty of it is, each parking space is a mere one foot narrower indistinguishable to the naked eye but therein lies the game!
I fear to watch! I cannot turn away!
“The Last Temptation of Homer” · Season 5
In this episode: Mr. Burns (3), Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (2), Waylon Smithers (2), Moe Szyslak (1), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Barney Gumble (1), Kearney Zzyzwicz (1)
[Charlie is explaining to Mr., Burns about the gas leak]
CCharlie
Well, sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape, but we desperately need a real emergency exit.
Why, that's a fabulous idea. Anything else you'd like? How about real lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes, maybe? [hands Smithers a notebook] Smithers, throw this at him. [Smithers throws the book at Charlie. Mr. Burns right hand reaches under his desk and presses a button. A tube covers Charlie and sucks him upwards] Smithers, where does that tube go?
I'm not sure, sir; it was here when we moved in.
[Charlie then finds himself in an unnamed foreign country inhabited by cackling men wearing turbans. He is forced to dance to sitar music.]
MMen
Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance! [Charlie does so. The men start ululating maniacally]
DLDepartment of Labor Agent
This plant violates every labor law in the book! We found a missing Brazilian soccer team working in your reactor core!
That plane crashed on my property!
Moe, I need your advice.
MMoe
Yeah?
You see, I have this friend named Joey Joe Joe...Junior...Shabadoo.
MMoe
Homer, that's the worst name I've ever heard. [a man in the bar runs out, crying]
Hey, Joey Joe Joe!
[seeing the White House with Colonel Klink] Marge lives here?
MMan
[voice only] Madam President, your approval rating is soar. [Marge murmurs]
CKColonel Klink
[sing-songy] This dream is over! [pops, Homer sends back in the phone booth]
[sees Homer stuck in the phone booth being knocked over] Hey, You! Get Out Of My Office!
[An alarm starts blaring at the power plant]
Someone is charging room service to the company, sir.
Well we'll just see about that! [uncovers a cage hold several winged monkeys] Fly, my pretties! Fly! [the monkeys leap out of the window, only to plummet to their deaths] Oh...[to Smithers] Continue the research.
[to bullies in his normal self] Gentlemen, the nerd you knew is dead. Beat me, and you will be beating one of your own.
Whatever! [they beat Bart anyway]
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