Aw man, how are we supposed to kill the rest of the afternoon?
HHobo
You mustn't kill time boys, you must cherish it, seize the day. Can I have some change to go get me loaded?
“Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood” · Season 5
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Milhouse Van Houten (2), Bart Simpson (1), Chief Wiggum (1), Principal Skinner (1), Barney Gumble (1), Clancy Wiggum (1), Lou (1)
Hey, don't bogart that Squishee! [Barney chugs the all-syrup Squishee]
I dunno where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink.
Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals, except the weasel.
You're lucky. You only joined the Junior Campers. I got a dirty word shaved into the back of my head.
[Skinner walks by and stops when he sees the unseen "dirty word" in the back of Milhouse's head.]
What is it with you kids and that word? [grabs Milhouse] I'm going to shave you bald, young man, until you learn that hair is not a right, it's a privilege.
[While looking for a peanut under the couch, Homer pulls out a 20 dollar bill]
Awww, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut.
HSHomer's Brain
Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Explain how!
HSHomer's Brain
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Woo-hoo!
[Homer starts running to the door, slips on the peanut he was looking for, and drops the money]
D'OH!
CWChief Wiggum
Ya see anything yet?
Nothing captain, someone took all the beer and cold cuts.
WWiggum
Oh, that's it. I'm not even casting off until we go to the store.
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