Oh no you don't! That trampoline is mine! [crashes into the other car]
“Bart's Inner Child” · Season 5
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Moe Szyslak (2), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Mr. Burns (1), Waylon Smithers (1), Principal Skinner (1), Kent Brockman (1)
[as the trampoline jumps on him repeatedly onto a cliff] If this were a cartoon, the cliff would break off now. [dissolves to nighttime] I'm thirsty. [This causes the cliff to break, and fall off]
Hi! I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such self-help videos as Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confident, Stupid!
BGBrad Goodman
I want you all to close your eyes and listen to your inner child. Listen, what's he saying?
NSNed's Inner Child
Stay on the course big Ned, you're doing super! [Ned smiles]
HSHomer's Inner Child
[points to his mouth] Food goes in here.
It sure does.
MSMoe's Inner Child
[in Italian accent] Hey-a Moe, what's-tha mattah? Ya no talking wit ya accent-a no more.
MMoe
[slaps face] Mamma mia!
A new mood is in the air in Springfield as refreshing as a moistened towelette. Folks are finally accepting their feelings and freely communicating with no holding back. And this reporter thinks it's about [beep]ing time! Of course all these good feelings can be traced to one feisty little scamp who taught us that if it feels good, do it! [squirts whipped cream into his mouth]
Lis, today I am a God.
Is that why you're sitting on an ice cream sandwich?
Ewww...
And I'm really enjoying this so called... iced cream!
Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything, I'd just like to say that.... I... love you.
BBurns
Hm?
In those colors! [to himself] Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time!
Darn! They're very slowly getting away!
MMoe
Looks like they're headed for the old mill!
No they're not.
MMoe
Well, let's go to the old mill anyway! Get some cider!
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