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The Simpsons · Season 5

Milhouse and Principal Skinner in “Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood”

MMilhouse

You're lucky. You only joined the Junior Campers. I got a dirty word shaved into the back of my head.

[Skinner walks by and stops when he sees the unseen "dirty word" in the back of Milhouse's head.]

Principal Skinner

What is it with you kids and that word? [grabs Milhouse] I'm going to shave you bald, young man, until you learn that hair is not a right, it's a privilege.

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