Spangler quotes from The Simpsons

Son, I'm gonna tell you a story about a young man who came here and failed. Well that is the story. I guess I shouldn't call a sentence a story, anyway IT'S YOU!

Mr. Simpson, you're suffering from PSI. Poor self esteem. What a minute! That's not I! [yelling] Every sign is wrong!

Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your boy's gonna need one thing. [points to sign] Tough Luck!

Marge

Don't you mean tough love?

Tough love? Of course! This has never made sense! The sign shop guy lied! STANLEY! YOU DIDN'T QUESTION THE WORD LUCK! NOW LOOK WHAT WE GOT! Thanks for the correction, that's part of the honesty.