DBDet. Brodka
If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.
Det. Brodka
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Lines by Det. Brodka 2
[A nervous Bart is seen getting dressed in his bedroom and he imagines Det. Brodka on the other side of the mirror.]
DBDet. Brodka
If you ever step foot in this store again, you'll be spending Christmas in juvenile hall. Juvenile Hall! Juvenile Hall!
Scenes with Det. Brodka 1
[Brodka yanks Bart by the collar of his suit as the picture is being taken and takes him to the side. He is extremely angered at the boy for violating their deal in returning to the store.]
DBDet. Brodka
I thought I told you. Don't Return For Busted Merchandise.
What are you doing to my son?!
DBDet. Brodka
I'm afraid your son broke the 11th Commandment: Thou Shall Not Steal.
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